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All drinks are 'pay what you please'.
Payment can be rp-ed as well.
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Staff members also take drink requests but each vary in style.
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DRAFT BEERS
| Beer | Desc. |
|---|---|
| Summerford Citrus | Our signature house ale. Orange peels are added during the fermentation process, producing notes of citrus that play well with the natural smoothness of the Witbier. A safe beer to order, and a nice starting point of a bender. |
| The Admiral | Tried and true, this lager is our own take on what you'd get in a bar in Limsa Lominsa. Sass settled on the name 'The Admiral' after a certain military figure took offense with 'Big-tiddy Meryl's Green-biddys'; the original name. |
| Othard Orchard | Extra hops have to be added to this ale for it's long shipment to the East in order to last the travel time. This results in a mix of bitterness and caramel notes. But that's not why you're ordering it... it's 12% ABV. That's why you're ordering it. |
| Randy Rolanberry | Fresh Rolanberries are added to part of the brewing process for this ale. Lighter on the ABV, this beer will go down very smoothly and great for desert or to just relax and sip on something sweet. |
| Naago's Delight | Our darkest beer. Not even Holy can penetrate it's thick-dark body. for the process of adding in the chocolate and coffee notes. The result is an incredibly high ABV for the drink. Our second strongest beer. Sass' personal favorite. On an unrelated note, the Gyr Abanian military has placed a ban on this particular brew. |
| Nidhogg's Rage | Caramel notes, a spicy aroma, and a thick head. This crowning achievement of an ale contains a variety of malts from all corners of Eoreza and are used to produce this dark ale. Long-standing attempts at it's creation resulted in double, triple and finally: quadruple the amount of hops. It's dark golden coloring make it mistakable for a simple ale, but once it comes within a falm of your face you'll make out the variety of worldly aromas that waft to your senses. By far our strongest beer, with 20% ABV, get ready for a rough Akh Morning. |
| Ravana's Nectar | A honey mead made from ingredients painstakingly gathered by Sass.... very painstakingly gathered. It's said the bartenders tears are what make it taste so delicious. Stingers not included. |
| Thall's Balls | What do you care? You're buying it for the name anyway. |
SPIRITS
| Spirit | Desc. |
|---|---|
| Rathalos Breath | Cinnamon infused whiskey, Caramel syrup, garnished with fire stones and seared salted rim. Probably the reason we can't insure this place. |
| Faerie Tail | A hot spiced cider, garnished with a slice of apple. More of a cold remedy than a beverage really. Good for a sore throat. Available in non-alcoholic versions by request. |
| Mor Dhonan Sunshine | Grape-infused vodka, shaken with lemon-lime carbonated water, topped with a salted rim. The shimmer is from the vodka, the glasses are totally clean, we swear. |
| Strawberry Smash | A Rolanberry cocktail with honey and mint garnish. Huh... look at that, a normal cocktail. |
| Sailors Spit | The Floor Tanks most infamous drink. A secret family recipe only Sass knows how to create. It glows an unholy green and is known to cause hallucinations, lacerations, permutations, giga-menstrations, temporary blindness, and a plethora of other effects. Most of which wear off after a few minutes. *The Floor Tank is not responsible for lost or damaged livers. |
NON-ALCOHOLIC BEVERAGES
| Non-Alcoholic beverage | Desc. |
|---|---|
| Coffee | Perks you up while it calms you down. |
| Tea | Selection available upon request |
| Water | Stay hydrated bro. |
| Choccy Milk | Chocolate milk, because life is short. |
| Orange Juice | "Sqeezed 'em meself!" |
| Pineapple Juice | "Suppose ta make yer... ye know what don't write that on the menu." |
| Lemonade | Wait till ye learn how it's made. |
| Apple Juice | Apples glorious apples! |
| Honey Latte | (Coffee-less variant available.) This drink uses warm milk incorporated with Honey for a sweet, yet soothing, drink. Topped with a dash of cinnamon. |
SNACKS
| Food | Desc. |
|---|---|
| Tettapu Stew | Our classic stew. Ask for this if you fear hangovers. |
~Various snacks available upon request. Stock based on availability.